5 More Shoo Customers Do Not Bother Me Features

This is the second part of your learning to get rid of annoying customers online.

5 more features to secretly tell your readers to go and leave you in peace money.

1. Link Farm Pages.

Links here, links there, links everywhere. A link farm!

There's something wrong with the link farm though. The problem is that your website is NOT a link farm. This is a business website, remember? Hyper linking each word or phrase and in every part of your website is a definite turn off for customers.

After the page loaded with links like taking a roller coaster of your customers. They were brought up and down, sideways and everywhere they want. Minutes later, buzzed head and stomach in overdrive, they'll keep coming back to where they started.

2. Steven Spielberg Animation button-Style.

Special animation button, anyone? Hmm ... Where is everybody?

You think you attract their attention huh? Yeah, like a second! Now they go looking for the termination of your competitors. If your customers are children, they may have enjoyed your animation. But, reality check, they do not.

If you want to win the Oscar for best animation, they are by all means, have a lot of animation. But the animation business on the Web site just makes it look unprofessional and a sight for sore-eyed readers.

3. Javascript Dramatic Entrance.

Polos customers to your site. Then hit! Page that had just entered into full screen! Air! Choke! Then the customer disappears act.

Not the reaction you want? Do you really expect them to look astonished, dumbfounded and amazed? Better luck next website.

Javascript can crash the computer because the image is too large to be handled. Plus, customers are not blind. Give some respect and not treat them like one.

4. Prior Registration Information.

Simply, caught before the intro. Seriously?

Making people register before they enter your business intro is the worst action the internet. There are 99% likely that people will not register. Unless you are a famous figure or the people who have heard positive things about your website.

Do not take the risk of asking for registration. People do not have time for this. And you're not really in the Forbes list of top 100 business blah blahs.

5. Elementary, My Dear.

Proper word Webster's Dictionary. Requirements that seem straight from Wikipedia. Means impressed. Means to make your readers feel that they are outside your league.

That's right. Making people feel like they are not as smart as you. Rub in that they do not share the level of IQ. Perfect strategy to get rid of them feel bad.

Ever heard the term laity? Did you also hear that the title is not required to gain access to the Internet? Now you know.

Because unlike a regular business owner, you do not want your business to succeed. You do not want to make a profit. You just want to get rid of your customers and do with it. This feature, like the first part, is the answer to your desire.



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